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stockmarketskirt.jpga blue taffeta & black velvet party dress that represents the real-time stock market situation by lowering or raising its hemline. a computer-controlled stepper motor & a system of cables, weights & pulleys are attached to the underside of the skirt: when the stock price rises, the hemline is raised, when the stock price falls, the hemline is lowered. this concept is based on the 'Skirt Length Theory' which describes that skirt lengths are a predictor of the stock market direction: if skirts are short, it means the markets are going up & vice versa. [vacuumwoman.com & investopedia.com]